Why are all of my lovely Canadian's asleep?
And why is no one that is in my actual timezone online?
Just because it’s a Friday night and you’re all finished uni for the year doesn’t mean you should actually have LIVES. =[
[jac] [19] [female] [australia] [jb hi-fi]
cupcakes. pop rocks. rainbows. unicorns. my little pony. hello kitty. reinvent like. lips. hips. collarbones. books. sunglasses. sewing machines. flowers. photography. pandas. cows. black and white. pushbikes with baskets. soundtracks and mixtapes. obscure music. independent. drinking age verified. neon blonde. oral pleasure. new surrender. fight club.
twitter. last.fm. purevolume. youtube.
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11 Dec 09
“There are moments where - suspended in time, I have these fleeting periods of - you know, short spans of time where I completely believe I’m Malcolm Reynolds - ‘cause of the way people are looking at me or talking to me, I’m buying it 100% oh my God I’m totally space captain.”
- The well-muscled and ever-articulate Nathan Fillion
reason to love him #49. I imagine those days would be hilarious for the people that know him personally.
i know you guys want ash, but he hasn’t got any new photos up soooo my apologies c:
>=[
"three words, baby: prada, prada, prada."
(via hirondelles)
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SLEEP
I THOUGHT YOU WOULD KNOW BY NOW THAT SAM SPENDS AN EXTRA HOUR ONLINE AFTER SHE SAYS SHE IS GOING TO SLEEP
beste freude.
if i were to like/unlike/like/unlike/like/etc, how would that come up on your dash?
Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper Englishman
“We must acquire a larger vessel.”
- Jaws“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.”
- Snakes on a Plane“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.”
- Die Hard 1,2,3,4“Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.”
- Planet of the Apes
“There is a herptile in my western footwear!”
- Toy Story“I shall return.”
- Every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie“I am now fully versed in the combat stylings of “Kung Fu.”
- The Matrix“I do wish I could cease committing acts of sodomy unto your delightful buttocks.”
- Brokeback Mountain“My dearest apologies Captain, I have configured this vessel to it’s maximum efficiency. Alas, if you wish me to attempt to defy the laws of physics, I shall increase my efforts.”
- various Star Trek movies and episodes“Does Marsellus Wallace match the appearance of a female canine? Then why is it, good sir, that you are attempting to have coital relations with him, as if he were a female canine?”
- Pulp Fiction“I do not believe that is an orbiting planetary body, but in fact a massive facility constructed exclusively for use in space.”
-Star Wars: A New Hope“Oh dear. I do believe that when we dined on this soylent green, the main ingredient was in fact human beings. In its defense, twas better than English food.”
- Soylent Green“I say to thee honestly milady, I am an indifferent.”
- Gone With the Wind“It’s an elaborate ruse!”
- Return of the Jedi“Miss Scarlett, I regret to inform you that I am uneducated in the field of obstetrics.”
- Gone With the Wind“Fare thee well, infant.”
- Terminator 2: Judgement DayDid you get them all? Have any to add?
Hazards of working in a music store:
You may run into your music teacher. Who you still have work overdue for. =|
